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Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023


Rest In Peach Croissant

Dank af.

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.

by RIP Croissant June 8, 2018


Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017


mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass

Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”

by Payyyyyton December 13, 2022


Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 6, 2021


croissant emoji

a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to

Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:

by Yaba Daba Doo! September 7, 2023


Lor.D Croissant

a mighty king whose cult and demolish anything

Lor.D Croissant i a cult leader

by bunnygirlduck May 5, 2022