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A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
Very unwell / Sick as fuck
That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.
Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up
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The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.
Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.
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When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life
Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.
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A man who builds a relationship with a woman just for sex. After getting sex, he escapes like a (vagina) thief in the night.
"We finally had sex, but when I woke up he was long gone and I haven't seen him in weeks. He's a V-crook!"
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right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!
I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.
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In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.
We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.
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