A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
2👍 1👎
valorant cunts who crouch when they see you
fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker
this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.
Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.
Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!