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Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022


Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 22, 2021


carolina crouton

when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking

Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016


Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023