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It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons
joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"
Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
She has the worst crouton face this morning!
Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.
Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)
when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking
Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.
When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.
“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”