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Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher
Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".
I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!
best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever
usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg
dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST
Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.
I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.
I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.
"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"