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Child: (crying over cod mwr)
Mom:i should've swallowed you ,damned unwanted cumshot!
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When mid coitus, pull your bitch off your dick right before you both climax, drop kick her out the window of a second story room, nut out the window, and then dive out the window elbow first with your elbow racing your nut to said bitch's face.
Roger - "Dude did you really give Khloe The People's Cumshot?"
James - "Fuck ya I did, and I'm gonna do it again tonight!"
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When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness
"We went to Chicago and when we got home I gave her the Chicago cumshot"
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made when you squeeze the tip in hopes of making less of a mess before someone walks in on you rubbing your bone phook very painful
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it -- then i had an internal cumshot
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While playing call of duty, you get a blowjob, and as soon as you get a kill from dropshooting, you cum in the girls mouth.
The Dropshot Cumshot
Chaz: "Hey JR you really suck at Modern Warfare"
Jr: "Yeah, but last night while this girl was over I was playing and got a dropshot cumshot"
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When you cum so hard it flies into space. its power is so high that it destroys anything and paints the world white.
I saw a space cumshot destroy a satellite!
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a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
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