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The coolest Motorbike name ever
Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!
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Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.
Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.
Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.
Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.
Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.
Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?
Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?
Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.
Teenage Boy 2: wat
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A circular process that requires one to do perform an action that has some effect and as a result requires the same action to be done again.
Every time I pulled a tissue out of the box more dust was stirred up which caused me to require yet another tissue- a vicious cycle.
The more sweets I ate the more my sweet tooth grew.
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The movement of carbon among living organisms the air, and the ground.
carbon cycle
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Used by the most skillful players in Clash Royale, this deck guarantees you infinite tatas and kitty. If you are using this deck with the rocket, revolving around the mortar as your main win condition, you are probably going to be a multi-billionaire with 100+ wives with thick thighs. You got a mansion in Fiji with your own secret service. You have the best body structure in the world as well. This deck being as straight as a pencil, and these midladder shitters still beating you, but no matter what you shit on them. This deck takes big brain. You gaze upon the virgins who play mega knight, electro giant, wizard, lumber loon, as they abuse their moms credit card for gems. You are crazy at Clash Royale no matter the arena you are in if you play this deck. crazy boss.
Person 1: Hey, what deck do you play?
Person 2: Mortar Cycle
Person 1: That's why you have more than 100 mansions and a Gigachad body
Person 2: Yeah, we got some others living here. What deck you play?
Person 1: Icebow
Person 2: Come on in, get between a pair of thighs, and feel free to stay!
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the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area
1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts
2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged
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When a person hooks up with multiple people in one night. Usually the people are unaware that they are being 'Heikell cycled' until the next morning when they discuss the event with their fellow Eskimo family.
Jenny and Becky, you guys hooked up with Ronnie too? We've been Heikell cycled!
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