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Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes May 29, 2007

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trap-dart

a device that is used in the process of making or preparing a drug, typically marijauna. The object does not have to be a dart, but any skinny length of solid material used to stuff joints, roll blunts, hit dabs, stuff bowls, clear pieces, etc.

Friend 1: Hey this joint is still a little loose, mind handing me that trap-dart so I can pack some more in there?
Friend 2: Yea sure, *knocks over GB * lemme just, *kicks grinder under the couch* hang on, *drops juul behind TV* almost got-, *scatters rolling papers and filters* there ya go
Friend 1: Thanks bud

by senseijacoobacoob December 15, 2017


Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.

Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!

by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014


Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.

This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.

by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010


Mud dart

Using a syringe or hypodermic needle with the metal tip removed to inject drugs usually meth or heroin into ones own or another's asshole for the benefit of an increased high as opposed to snorting smoking or oral ingestion without the dangers of stigma usually associated with I.V. use.

Just mud dart it then.

by Stay not trippin February 20, 2017


Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES

Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.

by Pabst Blue beer June 9, 2010


Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts

Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio

by Dart god October 13, 2019