Gender Deafness

A condition affecting men, rendering them unable to hear the words spoken by a woman. This is subsequently followed by the man parroting back exactly what was said, but repackaged as his own original thought, or mansplaining, or a combination of both.

Woman to group: "We have two options. We can fix the pole, utilise a generator for 3 days in the interim, but potentially have to sink the connection in 5-10 years when the main cable is sunk, rendering the pole redundant. Or we can sink the connection now and utilise a generator for 2-3 months."
Man to the woman: "Yeah, but you've got to careful how you go about it. I see that we have two options. We can fix the pole or we can sink the connection."
Woman to man: "I just said that. You are suffering gender deafness. I have an IQ in the top one percent of the population but yet, somehow, lower IQ men like you seem to think you are entitled to talk to me like I'm stupid. Fuck you and your mental deficit."

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the deaf audience

it's when during sex, you put your both hands into your partners ass and start to clap.

"i came last night when John showed me the deaf audience."

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Deaf Davis

to rub ones ballsack on the phone receptical so the person on the other end can hear it

"omg I totally gave Aaron a Deaf Davis!"

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deaf elephant

An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty

I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant

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deaf venezuelan

Simply put... amazing. While you're fucking a girl doggy style, shit in your right hand (gotta be a solid one) and give your left hand some love too. Proceed to slap shit (simultaneously) in the girl's ears, all while screaming anything spanish you know (doesn't matter what.. doesn't even matter if its spanish as long as it sounds like it)

Girl-oh i love it from behind.. what the *splat* fuck!!?
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deaf and dumb

Rhyming slang used to describe the Bum

Aaron= She's so kinky.
Pete= How?
Aaron= Well aftert a few drinks she'll do anything...even take it up the deaf and dumb.

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DEAF AS A NUTWHISTLE

Deaf as a nutwhistle - said strongly in a Texan accent

"Deaf as a nutwhistle."

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