Delete Key

A random person who likes to delete things on purpose, just for kicks.

Hey, Joe is such a Delete Key! Now why did he go and delete my paper like that...

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Delete Key

The key on your keyboard that no one seems to know exists.

Person1: Press the delete key.
Person2: *points* This one.
Person1: NO thats the backspace key....

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Block delete

Used for MSN Messenger to effectively stop someone from talking to you. Block them so you appear offline to them, and delete them so they don't waste space on your list.

Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 2: STFU or i'll block delete you

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Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

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delete vod

When you accidentally show your thicc butt on a live stream and need to delete the video before youtube SJWs get mad and ban your channel.

*Shows ass cheeks*
Streamer: "Alright, I'm gonna delete vod"

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deleted boy

A man that does not grow up until he is in his mid forties and realizes all his boy hood friends have families and jobs. He finally has to delete the boy section in his brain. Some of them never do it.

I love him but but he never once gave me the security I needed, he is one of many deleted boys in my life.

Delete Day

The anniversary of someone's death, usually a parent or sibling. Delete Day tradition says you dress up in extremely dramatic (preferably black) clothes, eat fish and chips for breakfast, and give absolutely no f***s what people think. Lean into the Matrix aesthetic.

Sarah: My brother's Delete Day is tomorrow.
John: Oh, happy Delete Day?
Sarah: *Peers at him over her sunglasses and walks away backwards. Never breaks eye contact.*