noun. An electronic device.
Do not use dopamine inducing devices in class.
In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
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Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.
TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know
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A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.
1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.
2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.
3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
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an idiot - "Pill-Lock"
Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive
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A device used to prevent the earth's destruction from rotting stench and ooze.
The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.
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muh cell phone or beeper
hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.
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