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Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.
PLEASE NEED BLEACH
Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?
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when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth
Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.
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The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
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Gerard Way being a precious cinnamon roll
this song is about sucking dick for cocaine
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Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick
Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”
Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”
And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off
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december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!
boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
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An insult phrase used to express complete hatred and disgust of another person; Telling a person what you think of their style or actions.
After Tony screwed my dog, I caught up with him at the liquor store, beat his ass, and told him he could "suck dicks in hell!".
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