A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.
I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.
Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.
"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating
your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile
i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet
When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.
Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.
When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.
Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.
People who concern about having a balanced diet.
"The portions are simply too big for the diet-conscious".
A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.
Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.