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A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.
I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.
Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.
"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating
People who concern about having a balanced diet.
"The portions are simply too big for the diet-conscious".
When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.
A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.
The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).
When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.
I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.