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A disease which causes many teen males to stay home from school in order to rank up on call of duty. The only symptoms of prestige disease are a long period of time spent playing the game, and rapid ranking up by a player on Xbox.
"Mike, do you know why Paul never showed up today?"
"I heard he stayed home because he has prestige disease, he has played two days of Call of Duty in the past week."
Dumb bitch energy
No common sense
Abby decided to get back with her boyfriend after he cheated on her 4 times that means she has Cathleen Disease.
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Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease
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Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
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The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.
"Dude! Homeboys got changnesia! He's mumbling around like he has Kevin's Disease."
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When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.
Frank: Really? What happened?
Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.
Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
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A derogatory greeting, preceded by the spanish greeting "buenos dias".
Julio: "Buenos dias Mr. Sanford"
Fred G. Sanford : "Beans and disease to you too"
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