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A myth stating that men stop getting erections.
I never will...
Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
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Someone known for pussying out in any event with any female. AKA an "airballer." They can often get open for a good shot, but never are able to "finish."
he has Austin Disorder due to his inability to hookup with chicks cuz he pussies out...
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where you shit randomly, uncontrollably
female: did you shit your pants
male: i have ass disorder
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A medical disorder when a individual spends to much time on the discord server “the middle ground” or also known as TMG.The mental pressure gets to high an the individual gets irrational and gay and starts to want to be banned.
Symptoms
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
“Suicidal thoughts”
“ hatred of candlewax”
More...
MY SON GOT TMG DISORDER AND KILLED HIMSELF.
I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.
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A rare psychosexual disorder that prevents the afflicted from achieving sexual gratification and climacx without the applying hot sauce directly to the genitals and 1.5 episodes of Dexter.
Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.
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The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
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when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.
"hey i think my roomate has Ringgenberg Disorder"
"why is he completely useless"
"Yes he is"
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