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distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 31, 2016


Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

by Jasian1028 December 30, 2021


Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.

"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021


Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19

Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building

by KiwiKY March 25, 2020


dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.

There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.

by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018


walking distance

10-15 minute walk

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes

by Walking Distance March 09, 2017


social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

by Butter Mike April 28, 2020