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Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.
2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.
“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”
Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.
There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.
=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19
Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building
Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes
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when someone you know or love suddenly says that they are going to move real far away. This is often a very heart wrenching experience for the one moving, but even more so for the one left behind
A man and a woman were close friends with eachother. Both live in Boston. One day, the woman says "I'm moving to Crapville, California, near Tijuana". the guy was very shocked and shaken at the news. When his friends talked about it the next day, one said tothe other "That chic really dropped the distance bomb on poor Sam last night."
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