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friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.

He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.

by madamemma May 26, 2006

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Divorce Hat

A headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. Normally as a gift of joy or elation.

Marc received a Divorce Hat from his friend, when he announced his divorce.

by Dasjuice December 11, 2014


divorce sex

Sex that a divorce couple has right after signing dem papers

Billy let's have some Divorce Sex
Nora you know Kaitlyn and Brandon had Divorce Sex.

by Loyal_Niggas April 12, 2016


divorced dad

quackity.

hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021


divorce insurance

Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).

A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.

by Sheriff69 July 22, 2017


divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk

Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"

by RYM_RAM December 24, 2016


Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 9, 2020