don't tase me, bro

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....

"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"

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Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."

Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!

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don't make me mad

1.A term originating in the geriatric community that describes a sense of wanting to be left to ones own devices.
2.A term indicating that one wishes to be right regardless of situation (usually the utterer is very very very wrong about a topic).
3.A way to cut a conversation that isn't going your way short.

nurse:Hey how you feeling today Mr.K.?

Mr.K: Oh I'm alright. I went home to see my wife last night.

nurse: Um Mr.K. I don't think you could go anywhere. This long term care facility...This IS your home. Besides you've been divorced for...

Mr.K: DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!!

Nurse: Okay fine you win.You went home last night.

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Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.

1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."

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you don't know me!

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

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don't tase me bro

somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him

"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh owww.."

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don't tag me bro!

similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.

omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"

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