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(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.
DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!
The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop
Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle
An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.
I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage
The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.
While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.