Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

dorito craze

at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.

GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze

FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!

Doritos sandwich

Girl with stinky feet rubs your penis.

A woman gave me a doritos sandwich last night.

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

Danny Doritos

The Danny Doritos are a twitter group// cult who are devoted entirely to worshipping Alec mcgarry despite the fact that Ryan meaney and Nathan Lambert pay them gold. A common misconception about the Danny Doritos is that they are relevant. That’s false. The Danny Doritos are infact IRRELEVANT

“Oh look there’s Issy from the Danny Doritos issying again!”

dorito high

When you get so high, all you can do is eat nacho cheese doritos. Ruffles high can coincide with dorito high.

-also see nacho finger.

"Dude, i totally waxed that bag of doritos! They are my one true munchie love."

Dorito high rage.... "don't touch my damn doritos!!!"

Uncultured Dorito

Uncultured orange tanning bitch!!

Boy:"you are an uncultured Dorito!"
Girl:" so you think I'm a uncultured orange tanning bitch or…"
Boy:" no you just don't understand"

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