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”Head downer”: one of the millions of clueless people walking (or driving) and texting, etc., and NOT looking or paying attention to where they’re going or where they are !
It was too bad, but obviously it was head downer who fell into that man hole.
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Man here comes the Debbie downer to ruin all of our chances with a girl.
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Gods true descendant. George downer was given the most amazing power of all. To terribly try and seduce someone for 1 day straight. When someone sais, quotes, or even refers to a George downer, you must bow and give your most humble gifts.
George Downer: “I find you so attractive and I really find you beautiful and hot.”
The luckiest woman alive: “I know but you can’t. I have a boyfriend.”
Major oofs
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The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit
"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"
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When someone goes on Urban Dictionary every day just to give thumbs down to certain definitions that they don't like.
Person 1: Hey bud, you should check out all these definitions I just added to Urban Dictionary. They're not bad.
Person 2: Yeah I like 'em. Soak and toke and hasty negro are pretty clever, applicable in daily life, and have a solid ring to them, but why do they have so many thumbs down? - especially your definition of BW (Big Woman).
Person 1: Oh, it's stupid, I've checked my word and noticed that each day I have been getting another 4 thumbs down. Apparently some herd of bitter heifers saw my definition of them and have been giving it thumbs-down ever since. They must have not gotten fed yet at the time.
Person 2: Oh okay, but all of your other definitions have been getting thumbs-down too?
Person 1: Yeah, one of the smarter manatees must've clicked on my name at the bottom of the definition and saw my other definitions. Wow, these sea cows have somehow found time to rate all my definitions when they're not stuffing their fat faces with cakes after middle school.
Person 2: What a bunch of UD Downers. Oh well, they're just angry 'cause they're fat.
a hopkin-original
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This is the act of having great sex only to realize you are still in Dallas, Texas.
When our company visited Dallas, Texas for the conference, we had dinner at the Sizzler on last night and I ended up hooking up with our hot waitress; we had great sex and then everything was ruined when I realized I was still in Dallas. Thus I experienced the 'Dallas Downer"
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A girl who only looks good from the chin down.
"Dang, that girl sure is ugly, but WHAT A BODY! She's a chin downer!
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