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People shopping in a store who, the minute they get their hands on the shopping cart, can no longer remain erect. They lay on the cart for support while dragging their feet behind them.
The minute that woman grabbed that shopping cart, she started to lean and drag. It looks like she lost her spine the minute she grabbed that cart!
The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.
Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.
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The phenomenon of farting, and walking away with the intention of avoiding potential embarrassment. However, the fart is dragged away with the culprit as the underwear and pants act as a fishing net that encapsulates, and sweeps the fart with it. The culprit does not walk away from the fart, but instead drags the fart with them.
Kevin: One sec, I'll brb, I needa squeeze one out.
Jake: That's chill, but remember to walk away to an ISOLATED area, as the drag effect will soon be implemented.
Kevin: How could I forget? Thanks! How can I prevent drag effect?
Jake: Wear mesh shorts, or drop your non-mesh pants to the floor before walking away, that'll do the trick.
When you publicly humiliate yourself either in real life or on the Internet, but usually the Internet.
Damn why she always gotta self-drag, talmbout how her coochie stank less than mine, her still stank tho!
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To get pissed off at a construction site and you tell them cock suckers to 'load your box'
those bastards want me to string leads all over the boiler house. Fuck it imma drag up. LOAD MY BOX!
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A man who dresses in female clothing for entertainment purposes, such as Ru Paul and Danny La Rue. Can be distinguished from a man playing a "straight" female role, such as Danny Schiller as Dolly in the film "Personal Services". Drag queens wear exaggerated costumes and makeup, and often present a caricature of the most flamboyant kind of actress or singer. Drag queens are fairly likely to be gay, unlike crossdressers who are usually hetero.
The etymology of the word "drag" has absolutely nothing to do with Shakespeare or his contemporaries. There is no such stage direction as "DRessed As a Girl" in the Tudor period; that idea was invented in the 1980's as a film joke. "Drag" actually comes from the long skirts that dragged on the floor in the 1870's when the word was first used in print. The phrase "Drag queen" first appeared in print in 1941.
"Ru Paul is one of the best-known drag queens in America."
"Look at that girl with the foot-high hairdo and the sparkly eyeshadow. She looks like a drag queen."
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Phrase used for showing distaste for a situation. Mostly used for something that disrupts pleasurable (often illegal) activates, or requires too much work. “What a Drag” can be used after any major request, or statement.
"Man, that cop busted me with my Jane! What a drag...",
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