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noun. Proof of infidelity
My sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress.
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Themed party where the attendees all wear clothes not typical of their daily attire. Not to be confused with FORMAL DRESS.
Girl 1: What are you wearing to Kim's fancy dress party?
Girl 2: A wonderwoman costume :)
Boy 1: Rad!
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A dress that is long in the back in short in the front
Laura's dad spent a lot of money on her mullet dress.
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To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?
Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
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A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.
--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.
She likes ranch salad dressing.
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Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.
I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.
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A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.
"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."
"A WHAT!?!"
"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."
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