noun. Proof of infidelity
My sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress.
Themed party where the attendees all wear clothes not typical of their daily attire. Not to be confused with FORMAL DRESS.
Girl 1: What are you wearing to Kim's fancy dress party?
Girl 2: A wonderwoman costume :)
Boy 1: Rad!
A dress that is long in the back in short in the front
Laura's dad spent a lot of money on her mullet dress.
To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?
Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.
--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.
She likes ranch salad dressing.
Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.
I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.
A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.
"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."
"A WHAT!?!"
"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."