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Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.
You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."
Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"
You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."
Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"
You: "Only my self respect....."
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An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.
TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."
Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."
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A game in which you are at an article on Wikipedia. And you have a goal article. Which is a completely random article that you have to get to by just using the links on the pages. Only played by the l33t.
Dude I so fucking PWN3D at a Wiki Drift tournament last night
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When cocaine is arranged in a half circle line, when snorted, the user is tokyo drifting.
I was Tokyo drifting off that strippers booty last night.
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A cheap car with a whale tale spoiler and is overall a poor attempt at a racing customization. Usually associated with Honda Civics and Dodge Chargers.
Man that 2006 Honda Civic with those racing stripes sure looks like brokeyo drift.
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A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.
Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.
The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan
Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.
"Did you see that!?"
"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"