Dry inches

When a big dick meets a not so big vagina. It's not how much got in but how much was left dry in the wind, never getting wet.

Joe: How did it go last night with the skank you met?
Jim: Well it went ok I guess. I still had about 4 dry inches to go when she said it hurt.
Joe: Man 4 dry? that sucks dude.

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Dry Drunk

Someone who is no longer drinking but is not happy with life. This person usually still has his/her alcoholic mindset but not the booze.

I stopped going to that AA meeting downtown because it was mostly full of dry drunks.

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keep it dry

A programming phrase referring to the acronym DRY, or "don't repeat yourself," often used to remind programmers to avoid writing repetitive code and to utilize modularity.

Programmer 1: *writes repetitive code*
Programmer 2: Write some functions, man, come on. Keep it dry.

Dry-Skype

A sexual Skype session. It's somewhat ironic because there is nothing dry about it.

Oh my gosh! I just walked in on my roommate in the middle of a dry-skype.

tumble dry

What you say when you are talking to washed-up hoes.

Alex: Hey
Andre: Tumble dry bitch, tumble dry

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dry blow

Performing oral sex after doing a cinnamon challenge and eating climbing chalk.

"Duuuuddde that ratchet hoe gave me a dry blow, it was kinda painful."

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dry season

As opposed to "wet season" Aperiod of sexual drought

No sex for quite some time.

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