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When your legs fall asleep for being on the shitter for too long.
Yo, my shit took so long that I had a dung doze.
Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.
defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
another word for the part of you body where excretion exits. often used explicitly when defining anal sexual tendencies. word derives from dung (shit) and pipe referring to your anus
my dung pipe was on fire after that indian food
The act of having anal sex, especially in a shitty asshole that has not been cleaned. Ever.
Man 1: So what happened to that skank you met at the club last night?
Man 2: I took her around to the alley we were totally Dung Piping for a couple hours. I had to take eight showers when I got home!
Man 1: Gross. Why do you tell me this shit?
Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).
Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!