an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.
Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*
Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue
When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor
A gay furry named Eggplant Pizza found on discord with the tag Eggplant#0011
Jenna: Man, that guy's got some nice Eggplant and Berries!
Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance
Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf
When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna
Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.
When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant
Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?