Egyptian Hamburger

When a woman chews on a Mans Taint

This Bitch Was Giving me head, then she move down and chewed on my taint, it was then i knew i recieved my first egyptian hamburger.

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wet egyptian

in De Nile. see denile denial

He's a bit of a Wet Egyptian - I mean, he fell straight off the boat at Cairo!

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egyptian omelet

An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the females vagina. (also known as the sand-trap)

Sally fo'rilla you needa try my egyptian omelet, you'll love it.

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Disabled Egyptian

A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;

The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.

The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.

Hey Dave, what did you get up to last night with all that puntang?

Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!

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Egyptian Sunrise

On a sunny morning of a beautiful day, as a woman is waking up, kneel across her bosom, place your member between her eyes such that all she can see is your bright, shining knob, and just as she opens her eyes for the first time that day, say "good morning" and unleash your load into her wide eyes.

"Good morning!!" - apply Egyptian Sunrise

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Egyptian Corkscrew

the practice involving 2 guys and a girl where the two guys enter both ends, insert, and take a piss inside while uncorking/spinning/plunging around like a drill.

An Egyptian Corkscrew is like a drill unscrewing a nail in a wall.

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dirty egyptian

Basically, when you are blacked out in a bar, and a co-worker forces herself on you and jams her tounge down your throat.

"I was hanging at a bar on St.Pattys and some temp I know stumbled up and pulled a dirty egyptian! I was like, what the F."

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