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Elvis died taking a shit, so if you die shitting it will be shades of Elvis
I struggled so hard on the pot I almost had shades of Elvis
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When you have fans making the pilgrimage to Graceland every January 8 (Elvis birthday) and August 16, singing his songs and holding candlelight vigils and owning as much Elvis items and memorabilia as possible, visiting his grave, holding a seance to contact his spirit, or maybe even believing that he is still alive, and practically making him into a god, then this is no mere fan club - it's a religion.
Roxanne has all of Elvis Presley's albums - LP, casette, CD - VHS and DVD versions of all his movies and TV specials, drives a car decorated with pictures of the King and festooned with licence plates that feature the name "Elvis" , has her bedroom walls and ceiling decorated with posters, pictures, paint-by-number portraits, news clippings and concert ticket stubs (she's seen him live 50 times!) as well as a music box styled in the likeness of you-know-who and so on. This is an example of a devotee of the Elvis religion. In the Living Colour song "Elvis is Dead" Little Richard makes a guest appearance and says that "Elvis was a great performer" and was "electrifying" and that we should "let him rest". Amen.
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The part of the country where Elvis comes from. These territories are known for neocons, white supremacist capitalist patriarchy, and family values and a lack of a progressive economy where the new jobs created are at Walmart, thus making people dependent on religion and alcohol to explain their personal failures. Also known as fly over state, red state, or Dumbfuckistan. Generally where neckbeards and republicans live, and squirrel hunting is a primary source of dinner for most people who can't afford to feed their family, but must live within their means. Akin to death for people who have lived in more progressive areas.
The feds put Sammy in witness protection and sent him to live in Elvis country. He used to be the king of New York, now they got him stocking shelves in Walmart.
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When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
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the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
"I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."
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Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.
You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.