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UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020


Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.

"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."

by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023


enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?

by froggy69 September 26, 2014


Jailhouse enema

Where you drink a mystery drink made by fellow cellmates in order to receive a highly deemed item from commissary. Often a mixture of kool aid, shave cream, vaseline, shampoo, conditioner and chilli powder. Internal cleansing on a budget.

Ole Spanky in the hospital after overdoing that jailhouse enema

by Besu February 11, 2021


enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 10, 2017


ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

by Big League Jew December 15, 2013


Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.

I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.

by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020