Random
Source Code
Random
England is a quaint land surrounded by Scotland, Wales and Ireland (Northern and the Republic of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small Islands nobody cares about.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
29👍 47👎
A rainy country I have learned to love
Person: what is England like?
Me: It's always wet just like your mum's easy pussy
Person: fun...
3👍 2👎
Full of inbred sheep shagging bastards with crooked noses and are a bunch of posh Cunts that are stuck up their own arse their shit heads
When you go to England you will see a bunch of posh cunts
3👍 3👎
best country ever. full of english people who rock. we have pretty cool accents which no one from ANY other contry can pull off. we drink tea and watch doctor who. BEAT THAT!
i'm proud to be english, don't you know. go ENGLAND!
43👍 75👎
A country that is bad and good... just like any other country! Country of people like Orlando Bloom, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie (House), Richard Branson, Sir Francis Drake, Alfred Hitchcock, David Bowie, Elton John, Stephen Hawking, David Beckham, Jk Rowling, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters and Nock Hornby to name a few!
OK, there are a lot of chavs and idiots like that in England but if you go to areas like Cornwall, Devon, Dartmoor and the Pennines you'll see the real England.
Other countries are no better or worse, they are still a mix of amazing people and scum.
If you hear England and think of stereotypes like having black teeth and idiots think of Stephen Hawking- he probably wouldn't have survived if he had been American, due to the rubbish health system
Lots of places in England have their fair share of chavs and idiots but there are genuinely amazing people there if you hard enough.
9👍 12👎
North West European country, which shares borders with Scotland and Wales once owned the largest empire the world has ever seen. Unlike common belief, English people dont speak in a posh accent. They speak normal. Also, there is a free healthcare service called the nhs. All in all, even though England, the largest country in Great Britain isn't the largest, richest or most powerful country in the world, it's the best to live in.
England is the best country except for the chavs
England is the best country except for the chavs
36👍 62👎
a country in europe full of assholes who constantly criticize Americans and the U.S. in general. Characterized by people who have horrible hygene and butcher their own language into inconceivable words. They talk shit and dont do anything. *England is also American slang for ghetto.
The British in general:
- Are obsessed with tea
- Cant admit that they have a crappy ass soccer (not football) team
- Have horrible teeth
- Mess with an American slang website to put their own damn words on
- Need to keep their asses out of American affairs.
1) "England is a ghetto"
2) Contains beings who use the term "wanker" as an offensive word. What the hell.
156👍 319👎