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A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
...I have such a common first name. :(
Literally no one is going to search my full name.
Anna Essex is not smart enough to write a sentence with her name in it.
Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.
-L school.
Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!
Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”
Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’
Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!