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A type of egg which sleeps during class and other important things
Normal way (pass me an egg) new way (pass me an ethan)
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A man who cares about the feelings of girls, enjoys the cowgirl position, wants to travel the world, his favorite colour is typically blue, he loves Canada and hockey, hates the Patriots, and buys his girlfriend Vera Bradley things.
"Wow, that's a cute Vera Bradley wallet. Where'd you get it?"
"Ethan bought it for me."
"Ohh, how typical of him!"
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Ethan normally has blue eyes, including fair skin and brunette hair. His friends make fun of him, but that never stops him! When people first meet him, he is shy and unsure. But later you become best friends! He always has a girl around him at all times, that basically swoons around his funniness and cuteness. Even though he may be a bit quirky and clueless, Ethan is the best guy you’ll ever meet!
Girl 1 - “did you see that Ethan?”
Girl 2 - “he is so dreamy”
Girl 1 - “hey, back off! He’s mine”
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Big boy gamer. Best friends with Latin’s.
Latin: *shows memes*
Ethan: *dies laughing*
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A guy with a MASSIVE cock & much larger then morgans, AAND logans. Gets it in all the time. All the girls want him but he is always taken. He's also super athletic and strong. Useally the leader of his team
. Every guy envys him & wants to be in his position. Always Super Chill! & DIps Copenhagen straight ALL THE TIME & girls LOVE IT!!!!!!
1. Guy 1: Who does that guy think he is? deos he think he can just get any girl he want?
Guy 2: UHH.....yeah, DUDe he's ETHAN
Girl 1:who is that sexy guy standing over there?
Girl 2 thats ethan
Girl 1:I WAN HIM!!!
Girl 2: Then get in line.....He's taken
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