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When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass
Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
When someone takes a massive escargot diarrhea shit into another person baggette favored starfish while holding a beret.
That escargot yesterday could really bring up our moral if your down with a European backdoor tonight. Or now
When a women and another women stand chest to chest with interlocking boobs.
I like scissoring with my girlfriend just fine, but I really enjoy starting the evening with a European Stoplight.
When the driver gives a guy in the passenger seat a blowjob, and he reaches across to take the wheel - driving from the right hand side.
"My girlfriend got a lil' crazy driving us home last night and gave me a European Roadtrip on the highway."
When the girls is giving you a blowjob and decides to shove your balls into your stomach and chew on your empty ballsack
I wanna give my man the European Ascent!
the act of leaving a relationship to go to Europe and sleep around. then coming home, and getting back with the ex.
C got European shuffled when A went off to Europe. A broke up with C before she went to Europe. She slept with a few European men, only to come home and get back with C.
The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The european dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.
The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.
European man: Hey girl you wanna see my dick?
Random woman: fucck yeah!
*European man pulls out dick*
Random woman: Wow european dick
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