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Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.
The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.
Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.
A young man who doesn't know the difference between a major and minor chord. Ewan only loves three things; his primary love being feet, he seriously can't get enough feet, you better not even flash a glimpse of toe or he will have pictured it and filed it into one of his numerous feet folders or websites. Ewan's second love is for Lucys especially if they are tall because that translates to more feet (preferably over six feet so that he can be dominated) and we already know that feet make Ewan's wee wee go boing boing boing. Ewan's final and most poignant love are anal beads so as he gets dominated by a Lucy and after she has finished pegging him she can rip them out and spin him like a Beyblade. Ewan says he's proud of his 7 As but we all know he really wants 7 Ds, wouldn't be the first time.
Ewan: I like feet, lucy and anal beads
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan
Ewan is a little shit.
Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity
A big L of a human, likes to avoid all constancy with any human and is shit scared of girls, but then says gay stuff so he must be gay
The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute