executive branch

The sexual organ that is the decision maker for men.

For men, all thoughts are legislated from the balls up, through the executive branch(aka penis) where it is signed into action, with only the brain left to sort out if that action was unconstitutional.

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Executive Decisions

Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.

JLB: "Hey, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."

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Executive Time

Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expensive of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.

The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.

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executive summary

Because I am too fucking important to read all of it.

Jim the worker: Hey Bob did you read that executive summary from BigBootyCorp.

Bob the executive: I dont have time to read all of that, I am way to important!

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Executive Project

Another name for the white house. The symbol of democracy which used to be known as the executive mansion.

Comrade Obama gave a speech from the executive project last night.

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unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think

George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.

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executive shorthand

Executive shorthand (ES): RNAs proprietary system of making characters the words they sound like in writing.
A
I
O - owe, oh
E
U = you
Y = why, wye
B = Be
C = see, sea, or si (Spanish for yes)
D
F
G
J = jay
L = ell, el (Spanish male the)
M = em. Eminem
P = pee
Q = question
R = are, our
S = es (Spanish for is)
T = tee
V = vee
W = Washington, D.C.
X = ex
Z = zilch
$ = cash app
@ = other money transfer app
101001000 = ten one hundred one thousand (sw us gang)
1st = first amendment, freedom of speech under Constitution of United States 1789.
- Rob Alm
- Call me at 619-997-2233 XO PE

I can read in executive shorthand - can U ?

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