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A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.
Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?
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A snotty 7 year old with no brains who travels on an adventure every FUCKING DAY with her homosexual monkey, boots.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
Dora The Explorer: C'mon boots. Let's go get fucked up.
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
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A website designers nightmare.
You have to go completely avoid or spend lots of time working on exactly how you want your site to look to conform to the standard.
I wish Internet Explorer wasn't the most popular browser in the world, everyone should download Firefox.
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A messed up show for toddlers.
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
DORA THE EXPLORER
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
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First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.
"That Howard Moon is a right colon explorer".
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Malware that takes up space on your computer after you use it to download Firefox or Google Chrome.
Guy 1: "What web browser are you using?"
Guy 2: "Internet Explorer."
Guy 1: "That is not a web browser. That is malware."
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One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.
Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.
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