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A run down ad site run by a literal fuckin lizard where anybody can put anything they want and white moms will always believe it, always used to make white karen's believe in lies like "video games are causing clowns to attack nearby walmarts because the toilets at the walmart do not have toilet paper. A useless site
Karen: OMG vaccines are linked to cancer
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
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Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.
"I spent yesterday Facebookering"
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V. to post a photo or video on the website Facebook.
Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
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Is what you and I do everyday and finally realize you need a life.
Facebooker1: Oh man, last night I was on facebook all day playing MOBSTERS and FARMVILLE and stalking people I barely know.
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...
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A website that can be used for both good and bad.
The good being; making new friends, finding boyfriends/girlfriends, arranging parties and meet-ups and generally chatting to existing friends.
The bad side of Facebook however, is that it is a stalkers dream, full of whores with barely anything on and is the main reason for so many of lifes problems. Its causes fallings out between friends, and ruins trust between the perfect relationship.
Trust me; most people would be so much happier if they didn't have a Facebook account
Boyfriend behaves strange, doesn't talk to her
Girlfriend checks boyfriends Facebook to see if he has problems which he is keeping from her
Girlfriend sees what seems to be a flirty message between boyfriend and a different girl.
Girlfriend, having been cheated on in the past, is upset and loses a little trust in her boyfriend
Boyfriend finds out she has been on his Facebook, loses trust in her for looking through his Facebook.
Boyfriend suggests going on a "break" to sort his head out
The secret meeting-grounds of the mythical humanoid race known as the boomers. Dangers within include the infamous minion memes that your parents fell victim to, the big zucc and the irritating but effective raid shadow legends ads that fend off comedy from the land.
Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
dad: Look at this picture I found on facebook (scrolls down facebook to find meme from 5 years ago)
person: oh no
An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!