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fact-diss

to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own

fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126

fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot

by patt .. April 11, 2009


Dead facts

Agreeing to something

Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro

by Xanarchy October 21, 2017


Alternative facts

Lies or made up facts when the truth or facts make 'The Donald' or 'Team Trump' look negative

"Angered by the media's portrayal of inauguration crowds, President Trump's new press secretary, Sean Spicer, espoused a few easily disproved facts during his first news conference โ€” eliciting groans from critics wary of four years of what Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway referred to as 'alternative facts.'", as reported by CNN.

by Indian on Indian Road January 22, 2017

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Untrue Fact

Randomly interrupting a conversation with a complete random lie to try to convince as many people in the room that it is true.

If you detect an Untrue Fact you reply saying "Untrue Fact yeah?"

If you reply saying something like "seriously mate?" your a fucking idiot.

Here lads did you know in 2003 Italy was the first country in the world to successfully clone a horse that is capable of understanding basic algebra?

................Really?

No "Untrue Fact" you dick!

by Leeto.and.HarveyMilk November 22, 2010

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Jimmy Fact

To confidently claim something as fact, when you really have no idea.

Jim: If you drink more than 15 Red Bulls in a row you'll have a heart attack.
Tom: Definitly Not, thats a Jimmy Fact.

by Jimmy8085 May 16, 2010

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Drew Fact

Any statement that is true regardless of paradox. Often used by egotistical know-it-alls. Usually half human and half god.

I thought I was right, but he said it was a Drew Fact. I lost the bet and my wife.

by Stallion216 April 29, 2008

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Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.

Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.

by grlubb May 9, 2007