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My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!
him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?
Another word for penis
A: I just left Home Depot and bought a new faucet.
B: I want to see your faucet!
A: I’ll show you my body faucet.
When u blind her with your white lazer in the shower
"Why the fuck did u just blind me retard" guy-"water faucet bitch"
when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby
damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week
Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.
Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?