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Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 3, 2024


faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019


Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.

I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.

by jkwazo April 26, 2019


Leaky Faucet

The female version of blue balls. When the drip keeps coming and the plumber has better things to do than fix your faucet.

“Steven has been teasing me all day; giving me a leaky faucet if you know what I mean.”

by Captain Carpe November 28, 2021


leaky faucet

when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue

gare bear had a big leaky faucet last night uh oh

by alligator fuckmaster 2.0 ;) July 15, 2019


Leaky faucet

Me after the dick appointment

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!

by agayhoe February 1, 2021


Leaky Faucet

leaky faucet means pre cum

jimmy: my pp is leaking
bill: leaky faucet!

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021