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(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.
Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”
Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.
Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”
Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.
Fahlstrom. Basement. Syndrom.
This is what you get in a Fahlstrom basement.
Your eyes begin to swell up, get red, and teary. You begin sneezing and start a very annoying scratching throat. Very similar to allergies, but way worse.
"Dude I can't come over because I don't want FBS."
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The nauseatingly touchy feely Public Dispays of Affection posted on the walls of Facebook pages.
Keep it to text messages, phone calls or better yet a hand written note. The rest of us don't want to gag on your lovey dovey chatter.
"FB-PDA = I am so happy to have you in my life, you are the sweetest boyfriend in the whole world. I can't imagine my life without you. I love you baby. Thank you for the amazing weekend at the beach."
GAG!
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Facebook Troll
(Trollus familiarus)
A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor, and they are. Showing everyone they are the true idiot
Clark(status update)
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·
Anna(comment) ur cashed in life
^^ Facebook Troll
FB trolls are nobody's friend
Someone who deletes their comments so that other friends don't see their relationship.
He hides (only) his comments to me so that his friend can't see our relationship ... He is a FB Wuss.
a person who searches facebook vigorously in oder to find information that they "enjoy", or information about themselves.
it's conmen to find them being spoken about because of their nature...
person 1"omg dany found that post AGAIN!."
person 2"ikr?!?! he's a proper fb pedo."
person 3 (dany, fb pedo) "will you guys stop talking about me!"
A "follow back" is a return favor to follow someone who has followed you on Twitters.
One is going to "follow back/followback/fb/FB (#follow back/#follwback/#fb/#FB)" anybody who follows @E.G.PersonB! RT one when done and one will know!
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