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birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018

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testical festival

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

Dude, this place blows

Yeah, It's a testical festival

by Chris Chance January 28, 2008

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festival gash

noun - sexual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as Reading, V, or Glastonbury.

Dan - "So Max, you had any festival gash yet?"
Max - "No man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite"

Jack - "Y'know what could really make this weekend? Some good ol' festival gash"

by voice of daghetto August 26, 2008

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mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

by MastaP January 25, 2006

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liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008

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Jackass festival

Beyond a goat rodeo. A higher level of mayhem and chaos, caused by poor planning.

The original plan to move 20 servers was a goat rodeo, as it was not properly planned. The follong morning, the fallout turned it into a complete jackass festival.

by Monstah Crackhead March 24, 2005

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Nepali festival

A festival which is celebrated in nepal. In this festival the great DAMAN comes to nepal to do the famos nepali dance which makes the gods and godess of nepal happy.

lets do Nepali Festival

by dxgfchvjkl April 2, 2019

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