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When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.
Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.
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Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.
Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?
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The easiest way to count to 100.
bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?
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Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.
I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!
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The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them
Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller
Person 1: hey man, that guy is crazy!
Person 2: haha yeah, he looks like he's a few froot loops out of a cocoa puffs box!
When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit