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Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.
"Are you a fan of Five Finger Death Punch?"
"No, I listen to heavy metal."
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The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).
Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.
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that means you pull only men...
John has five fingers up,
he must only pull men.
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Its a band
Jack: Five finger death punch is a band
Smart person: No shit retard
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The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.
"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"
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Music for douche bags.
Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.
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They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
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