To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.
Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos
Cactus in the shape of a flamingo; a mix between a flamingo and a cactus, it was a crazy night
Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.
When you tickle the asshole with a feather in the middle of sex and scream flamingo fire in a Mexican accent.
Look Jesus is trying out the flamingo fire. Way to go ese'
A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.
Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face
When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time
Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl
when you smash the pussy so fast and hard the flesh turns into carbon steel.
Bro: Dude you know lex?
Broseph: yeah man! you smashed!
Bro: Dude, her pussy... a flamingo spaceship
To walk past a women and break your neck turning around to see what see is working with from behind.
Man that girl was banging, she gave me that flamingo neck.
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