mutton flaps

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.

Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.

That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.

flap dance

Flatulent lap dance

While receiving a lap dance you are farted on. Thus creating a flap dance.

Happy Flap

Autism term that refers to the hand flapping that is done when happy or excited

I was so happy that a new season of my show was coming on that I started happy flapping.
Sarah's favorite song makes her happy flap.
Jim happy flapped when he found out he was going to Disney World.

re-flap

a word made up to portray the meaning of obtaining new flap, as in, 'to get a new bird'

"Arrrr kinda seek with my bird, think its time to re-flap"

or

B: "Aye she's shite, canny be arsed with her"
C: "Why don't you re-flap then the bud?"
S: *Thumbs Up*

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Flap Boy

A boy who is constantly hanging out with their girl friend (flap) rather than the boys.
Craving, or texting women (flap) when with mates is also considered a flap boy

The term originated from the Wairarapa, New Zealand and was inspired by Jamie McMasters desire to hang with girls (flaps) rather than the lads.

Examples of Flap Boy include:
Jamie McMaster
Jack Colton
Riley Scott
Jake Ellison

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Tractor flap

When your partner is about to fart and you lay your tongue on their anus causing your tongue to flap up and down like a tractor flap

My wife let me do the tractor flap on her making me feel like a real farmer

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