Don't stick your dick in the cheese, and you won't get fondue dick.
A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.
Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.
Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!
When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.
Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue
A verb used in a sentence in place of "who asked "or "when did I ask"
a very out-of-pocket moment
person 1: my grandma just died
person2: discord fondue emoji (very out of pocket/who asked)
When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
Fondued-When a man puts only his balls, in a female vagina.
I did to much blow last couldn’t get it up I fondued her