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As most people are aware of the sport football, there is also a pot smoking game referred to as "football" in which a joint is passed in a rotation of people, and when each person takes a hit, they hold it in their lungs until the joint comes around to them again. Recommended for relatively small rotations.
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If you’re American you’re probably thinking this is going to be about the NFL. Well, it’s not. Football (A.K.A soccer) is the most popular sport on the world. People say it’s bad, it’s for pussies, and they talk trash about it. These people just say that because they think it’s so easy. Well it’s not. You gotta run for 90 minutes straight, you have to have great pace and awareness. (Unlike American football when the play stops every few seconds) if you are a goalkeeper, you got to have great reflexes, jumping ability, and loads of other abilities that take a lot of practice to master. Football is a great sport.
Bob: Hey, have you played Football yet?
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms
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A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!
Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!
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a game where people are paid to run from other people.
want to play football
sure im white
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A game where guys don spandex pants, helmets, and colorful jerseys. Men watch the sport for excitement, joy, or to appear masculine. Women watch the sport to ogle at the ass of hot, muscular, sweaty men.
Tom: Did you catch the Football game last night?
Bill : Yea it was so crazy, when #43 tackled #78 and broke his leg. They should've dropped a flag on that.
Tom : And when it went into overtime, i was on the edge of my seat.
Beth : Did you catch the game last night?
Angela : Yes! # 26 has the sexiest ass!
Beth : I know! I couldn't stop staring at #32. His muscles just turned me on...
Angela: I wish Tom looked that good....
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Brittini. She loves football. To the point that she coaches junior high cheerleaders so that she can attend several games a week. And she loves Joseph Addai. She is a FOOTBALLER.
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